i hate small talk.
tell me your ssn. tell me your credit card number. talk to me all about your atm pin. give me your car keys.
Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit
dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of
OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off
Just in case no one told you today:
- Good morning
- You’re beautiful
- I love you
- Nice butt
Sext: I’m in bees with u
Tumblers be like ”helo im an otherkin like im a galaxykin, my pronouns are galax/galaxs/galaxself uwu :>” like lmao go outside you really need to give your brain some good oxygen
introverts: help their friends move to new house
extroverts: destroy their friend’s new house with a tractor and bowling ball