maythemebewithoutyou:

i hate small talk. 

tell me your ssn. tell me your credit card number. talk to me all about your atm pin. give me your car keys.

monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

is it gonna be okay???

i’m sorry i made u sad

running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

yanderetard:

Sext: I’m in bees with u

me and cutiebee

deadxtime:

H-I-G-H-L-A-N-D-S

deadxtime:

H-I-G-H-L-A-N-D-S

deadxtime:

dead time

deadxtime:

dead time

eternal-floette:

Tumblers be like ”helo im an otherkin like im a galaxykin, my pronouns are galax/galaxs/galaxself uwu :>” like lmao go outside you really need to give your brain some good oxygen

officialunitedstates:

introverts:  help their friends move to new house

extroverts:  destroy their friend’s new house with a tractor and bowling ball